House rules.

The Bar

What is this?: A bar for guys waiting on their woman. Outside Target. In the truck. Boots on by the door for 40 minutes while she finds the other earring. Hit the button, clock in, talk ball.
Why "Waiting on a Woman"?: If you know the song, you know.
Is this making fun of women?: No sir. Hit the button and the app hands you a text for her: "Gosh, I love ya. Take your time, no rush. ❤️" She's worth the wait. Rag on her for taking too long and Jake pulls the post.
Who's it for?: Built for guys. If you're a lady waiting on your man, pull up a stool. Same rules.
Does she have to be my wife?: Wife, fiancée, girlfriend, your mama on Black Friday. You love her and you're waiting on her? Clock in.
What counts as a wait?: You're ready. She's not. That's a wait. Target, the salon chair, the bathroom mirror before church. One wait at a time, six a day max. Waiting on her six times in one day? Bless your heart.
How old do I have to be?: 18. Nobody's pouring, so 18 gets you a stool.

How does the board work?: Every minute you wait counts. "This week" ranks total minutes and resets the second Sunday turns into Monday, Central time. "All time" keeps the grand total. The longest single wait ever stays pinned up top.
What's the Golden Belt Buckle?: Win the week, wear the buckle. It rides next to your name all next week. Then you defend it. Log a wait every week for 4 weeks straight and you earn the streak badge too.
Can I leave the timer running and go to bed?: You can try. Every wait tops out at 3 hours. Forget to tap "She's back" and you only get credit up to 15 minutes after you last opened the app. And the boys will call BS.
What's "Call BS"?: Think a guy's padding his numbers? Call it. One call per guy per wait. Three calls from three different guys and the wait comes off the board. It stays in his own history.; Got called? Post one proof photo: a screenshot, or the parking lot from the truck. No kids in the shot. Convince them and they can take their calls back. Drop under 3 and you're back on the board. Proof photos delete themselves after 14 days. Jake gets the final word.

Can I comment on the game?: Only while you're waiting. The whole crew can read along. Every comment wears your wait ("waiting 23 min at Target"). GIFs welcome, and the picker's already filtered. Meme uploads come later. She's back? Phone down. Go carry the bags.

Is this a dictatorship?: Yes.
Can I cuss?: Hell yes. It's a bar.
What about the edgy words?: Sparingly. Like hot sauce. Save 'em for when the joke really needs to land. If it doesn't land, the boys report it. Two reports and it's hidden till Jake rules.
What gets me banned?: Racist. Sexist. Threats. Anything sexual. Anything aimed at another man's wife or kids. One strike. Permaban. Men are protectors, not pigs.
Is there an appeals process?: No.
Come on, we're just joking around.: We know. Men are silly creatures by nature. That's what the hot sauce is for. Just don't make it weird.

Do you track my location?: No. You tap where you are. We never store GPS. Heads up: while you're waiting, the crew sees the spot you picked. Want it quiet? Pick Other and type "None of your business."
Do you sell my data?: No. It's a free app for the boys.
How do I delete my account?: Profile, then Delete my account. Gone from the app right away. Backups roll off within 30 days.
Who runs this place?: Jake, out of Lincoln, Nebraska. He works the door too, so invites go through him. Artemis Sites LLC, if the lawyers ask. Questions go to the contact link at the bottom.

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